Here's the thing, you know that some things just never seem to go your way. There will always be that one day, where you believe that everything is perfect. You walk into the office believing that it will be a great day, you will not want to rip out your own hair and will be able to get some things done. Then reality happens, you get bombarded with more stockpiles of documents that you are not quite sure have any reason to exist, only for you to lose track of time. At the end of the day you are heading home with the feeling that you got absolutely nothing done, even if you managed to go through the entire pile and find yourself sitting at home staring at the ceiling almost as if something may happen. Perhaps the world will be attacked by Godzilla and you uncover that you are in fact the only man that can stop him? Superheroes turn out to be an actual thing and now your chance has finally come.
What would be my superpower? Maybe I could become invisible so that when my boss needs something from me I just vanish into thin air! He may not see me, but I am most certainly there. Another option would be x-ray vision, but I think I might turn evil with such a power. It might just be minor charges, but I can only hold a nosebleed back for so long. Flying would be pretty amazing. Could just swoop in from where I live, never have to commute in the subway train ever again. The sad thing is that no matter how crazy ideas I could get for superpowers, it always ends up with me being stuck at work. Is this my life now? I guess it is.