Day Two. The ninja employee has taken a day off it seems. Have not seen her all day, not even just a glimmer of her hair. A second I believed that she was standing right behind me again, but in reality it was just a plotted plant. Betsy thinks I am a goofball. Memo to myself, dispose of Betsy when no one is looking. Note also to self, do not write these kind of things down so that HR will believe that you belong in an insane asylum. Damn, Betsy. Making my life difficult even if she doesn’t do a thing. I have managed to survive the day by staying hidden within my cubicle. No one tried to infiltrate my environment yet. Maybe I should not have made a post of beheaded stuffed animals as a way to scare off people. Oh, I am just kidding, they aren’t animals, they are all Furbys. Spend my savings on Furby dolls to make a statement and it is totally worth it. Boss didn’t show up all day. Ninja girl gave me some space and even pen guy has realised that you do not screw with the chief! I am invincible until the moment I woke up and realised that I am actually losing my mind. Yeah, I certainly had a strange dream that day, or was it?
This morning’s commute was actually quite interesting. I got lost even if I have been getting to work the same way for weeks now. While being half asleep I managed to get off at the wrong station, walk up the wrong road and then wake out of my sleep walking state standing in the middle of an unknown road. Imagine having to explain to your boss why in the world you were late by five minutes. Yeah, all that only cost me five minutes of time and I still got scolded. How does my boss spend his entire day waiting at the office entrance to piss me off? Not like I thought today: “Oh boy, I wonder if I can manage to waste my time by getting lost, having to walk all the way back and then realize that I am late for work, only for my boss to go: “Where have you been? We had a meeting an hour ago?!” Wait a minute, I was late an hour because I decided to walk the rest of the way. My bad, guess I wasn’t as awake as I wanted to be.