Have you ever just sat around the office and type some random thing into your keyboard to make sure no one is spying on you? Maybe I am just paranoid, but don’t you get the feeling that if you have nothing to do people will judge you, so you need to artificially inflate your work? What I did? I started writing this. Only issue is that someone will catch wind of you writing something randomly into Word, so I need to act as if I am constantly switching while working. Hey look over here! This Excel file looks very important even if I am not changing a single thing about it. Wow, that document there sure does look important, better have It on my screen while I keep on typing as if I am creating a special newsletter, or something similar. What? This random Word document is just something I do to keep an overview of my tasks. Yeah, that is what it is for. Why is it so long and full of words? Uhm, just my way of doing things. I know I am crazy that way!
I don’t even think this kind of thing goes against policy. Not like I am writing anything insightful. Just me writing down my crazy thoughts while keeping my head from falling to the floor, or at least desk. They should be thanking me, I created a way to offer myself some intrinsic motivation. As long as I still get my work done I doubt someone would say something. Oh god, someone is walking down the halls. I should probably not write down the fact that I fear they might see it and just click away. Okay, never mind that person went a different direction. Oh crap, here comes another person, need to change quickly. Why do I keep writing this down like a crazy person instead of, you know, doing it? I think all I am doing is writing down my thoughts. That person also went somewhere else, so I am safe. This is slightly exhilarating if I think about it.