It's my first day at this company and I am quite nervous. Best part about starting today is that I only work for two days and already have the weekend off. As I walked through these halls, I was shown my way towards a small cubicle, which they pointed out to being my very own mini-office. This being a way to make it sound less depressing that I am stuck in between four fake walls to focus purely on the paper work that will one day stockpile itself on the way to large desk. I wonder if they built them with that thought in mind, but I won't deny I quite like it.
To avoid any despair that these walls may bring, I have decided to start writing this little diary of mine. I am here the first day and they already gave me a massive amount of paper work that I need to sign. Most of it alone is just so that i can get registered, and it is quite fascinating how many different forms I have to fill out. I think at this point there is one for each letter in my name. Please sign this document to explain why your name starts with M. Oh my, that answer is not satisfactory, would you please bring this document to section 3D, so that you can continue on to 5A and then finalise it at 6B2. Part of me is already fearing what is heading in my direction.