I am starting to question my sanity at this rate. I think I recall seeing a strange woman pass by my office at random times. She just pops into existence as I look to the side, but no idea where she came from. Quite a beautiful blonde that just so happens to pass by my little cubicle? Maybe I have a secret admirer. Finally, my time has come to enjoy a nice office romance! Single life has been building up to this very moment of becoming a full-fledged adult. Wait a minute, what if she is a stalker trying to uncover my deepest darkest secrets. Oh my, does she know I also had a short phase where I hoarded post-it notes? Especially the ones with bright colors that someone would not expect from me at all? Oh god, my biggest secret has been exposed, not only in my office but also now while I write this without thinking about deleting it all. My social status will suffer greatly from this, I may become Post-It Guy, like Pen Guy across from me. We will fight together against the oppression of society! His penmanship will keep it afloat as I defend us through an undefeatable wall of post-it notes. My notepad defense is going to be impenetrable!
There she was again! Something is off here. No human being has the abilities to warp around the room without ever making a sound like that. Does this office employ ninjas? That would be the only reason I could figure out of how this girl is just disappearing and re-appearing throughout the office. While getting lunch I felt like there was a slight presence behind me, but when I turned around, it vanished. Maybe my stalker theory isn’t so wrong after all? I mean there is no point to it besides me joking around, but I do wonder what is going on exactly. Maybe I have that effect on people? My superpower is making people appear and vanish from thin air! What practical use does it have? None really, but just imagining having some kind of ability does put a smile on my face. Imagining that I have such an ability would just motivate me, make me try out my powers and how effective they really are. Probably not much, but man wouldn’t that be a lot of fun?