I think I have now spent some time of my morning giving an internal monologue to the importance of Zod and his kneeling propaganda. There are much more dangerous and real world issues that need to be tackled here. Like the fact that pen guy started emptying out his pen drawer. I mean, those poor innocent pens. It’s not their fault he keeps hoarding them and then decides on a monthly basis that he will just start emptying them all out. Doesn’t he see the cruelty in this act? Some of them bonded as part of their imprisonment and now you just throw them away like they are objects?! I mean, they are objects and all, but still how cruel! Maybe I can send a note to HR that says: “Guy in cubicle #12 is committing penicide! Please save the poor pens!” Damn, they know my handwriting so I’d probably be uncovered quite quickly. I am sorry my pen friends, my mind is not strong enough to save you all!
Oh, it seems that Betty has returned from sick leave. She’s been gone for quite some time and even if she was sick, seems quite refreshed. Wonder if she really was sick or just playing. Cannot deny that I had that thought a few times myself. Oh, I am sorry, sir but I caught a terrible cold and have to stay at home. No, no, no, it is not because yesterday was a vacation day and I overdrank. There is no causation between those events and me feeling like crap right now. Sir, you might be turning paranoid at this rate. What did I say? Nothing sir, I just said I really wish I could go to work today. Of course I will catch up on some of the work from home. Little does he know that the moment he hangs up my evil blankets start wrapping themselves around me and pull me into a deep slumber. I have no choice but to obey my cozy overlords.