I think that I realize I have no pictures on my desk. Maybe I should start doing that. Show my true commitment to my non-existent family. How about just using the pictures that come with the frame and act as if it is my extended family. Oh these two kids? They are my sons, I sadly only see them once a year due to my ex not letting me. It wasn’t all bad, but it just slowly ended in a chaotic way. I don’t want to talk about it, the memories hurt too much. What tiger picture? Oh yeah, that picture is of my tiger. Yeah, I have a tiger at home. He was quite expensive but I do love that big old softie of a fur ball. You don’t believe me? Look at this little scratch here, got it from roughhousing with the big guy. He doesn’t hold back I tell you! Almost bit my neck off the other day, but I still came to work! Aren’t I a dedicated employee?!
Ah, who am I kidding? Not like anyone would care even if I did own a real life tiger. Just an overgrown cat if we are honest. Who would be impressed by that? I mean, I personally would be quite amazed by anyone who would keep a kitty of that size at their house, but society is evolving. One day we will have microchps implanted into our brains and elephants roaming our living room. Ah, what a future that will be. I wonder if I have to preorder my elephant now before they run out of stock at the imaginarium shop. Ah, I bet I’ll have enough time before people start jumping on the bandwagon. Just hope I have a high enough house by then, or we have small enough elephants. Let’s see who will be faster, my career or technology. My money is most definitely on technology at this rate.