I wonder how I would be like a boss. Never had that experience outside of study projects, but I was friends with those people. Absolutely no idea how I would behave if some random people are told they are under my care. I think I’d just have a short fit, or try to act tough. Probably accidently get a British accent thinking I was smarter than what I was. Hello, old chaps. It is I, your new master, I mean boss! Well jolly-good, it looks like we have our first project ahead of us. Maybe I should give it a go, what do ya all think? Man, even in my head I sound dumb with a fake British accent. God, I’d probably forget to wear pants that day, or would just show up in a T-shirt that says: “Down with the System” like some prep student trying to be cool in front of my project group. I think I’d make a great boss now in retrospect.
The day just keeps going on and I am starting to make up depressing lifes for pencils. Maybe I am slowly losing my mind. I heard stories of these situations. Employee trapped in a development hell because all he can think about is the constant stockpiling paperwork. Walk away to go to the toilet? Bad mistake, as now the pile has risen by about 34% more. Why 34%? Probably because the boss thought that number sounded nice and sophisticated. Did you get that chart done? What chart am I talking about? You know the one, it was briefly mentioned in the meeting #3232424124 from yesterday! Oh wait no it was meeting #323232424324, my fault! Do I have to do everything myself? Nah, you still have to do it even if you have other things you want to take care of. I give you these deadlines so you have no time to do anything else. Oh, if only he knew.