I have survived another day, but now I sit here I poor Thor just as dumb as I was before. Oh, I am a poet and didn’t even knew of it. Ah crap, screwed that one up. Oh well, not like anyone is going to evaluate my rhyming skills. Imagine if my job was just having to prepare texts that are all in rhyme. Actually, I am kind of starting to like that idea. I mean I am terrible at rhyming, but wouldn’t it be fun to just hold meetings while everyone is forced to keep a rhyme up? Hell, it would probably force people to get to the point and keep them shorter. Finally, I am freed from those pesky meetings once people are forced to live in a world that talks like a Dr. Seuss book! Makes me wonder how well someone can rhyme if they are pissed off. Getting fired will never be the same as your boss shouts out random things that someone sound like they fit, but if he can’t complete the rhyme, too bad keeping my job because you didn’t match the quote!
If I keep this up I’ll probably end up getting fired. Not because I am not doing my job, but mostly because I am a goofball. Every time I drop a joke some people stare at me as if I was a monster, even pen-collector guy. I mean, just because they sucked the soul out of their own work environment doesn’t stop me. So I flung a few rubber bands from one cubicle to another, but that doesn’t make me a bad person! Just one who is bored out of his mind and is quite creative! They say that their criteria for a professional working environment is based on how effective their employees are. Effectiveness is also tied to creativity, so the more bonkers my ideas the greater they are, right? Actually, I have no idea, I am just trying to make my mind go through various thoughts until I can get some lunch. Starving over here!