Miss me? I have been on vacation for the last few days. had some plans prepared even before I started working and luckily was able to take some days off so I wouldn't have to cancel my plans. It is amazing how kind people suddenly are when they find out you are going on vacation. It is almost as if they look forward for you dissapearing so that they can go through your cubicle finding incriminating evidence that you do in fact have a social life. To bad people, I have nothing interesting at the office! Well, I don't even have anything worth noting at my home, as I live alone with my cat. Yes, i do have a cat, but I did not fill my office full of pictures with him. He is evil and he does not deserve that kind of love. Why is he evil? Simple, he loves staring at me while throwing things on the floor and then complaining that they made too much noise. Poor little prince is getting tired of attention and love, so he scratches the hell out of my arm. This is not what one would call love, this is what you call an idiot taking care of a very selfish creature.
I am just kidding, I love that little weirdo. I think part of me is just tired of being back at work after some vacation. It always seems as if the most stress is when you know you have to prepare before you leave, and then when everything went to hell the moment you return. Everyone else points out how nothing major happened while you were gone, but in reality most of it just got stuck in your e-mail server. Hell is sneaky in how it just slowly waits for you, lingering in there as you sit down thinking: "Finally, i am relaxed, nothing can stress me anymore! So let us just seeeeeeeeeee....Oh GOD!?" Pretty much sums up my experience coming back form vacation and having to act as if everything is okay. Almost feels like the rest I accumulated over the course of a few days has just disappeared within seconds that I sat down. I guess this is what adults call the "vacation blues"